Thursday, July 05, 2007

P-Splitty? Kim Dumps P Diddy



(image via thisislondon)

Is Sienna Miller -- who once turned "puce" at the sight of formerlover Jude "NannyGate" Law getting frisky with the busty Salma Hayek (And who wouldn't?)-- behind the Kim Porter-P Diddy splitty?

Ladies and gentlemen of the Jury: These Brits are bad news; they're positively Jinxy! We've been saying that ever since Hugh Grant paid cash-monies to get a robust "mouth-blast" from Divine Brown (Remember her?). And don't even get us started on Liz "Golddigger" Hurley. Those intrepid Page Sixxies report that P "Bad Boy" Diddy's lady, Kim Porter, has evac'd to the Bayou, then, afterwards, to L.A. According to ThisisLondon:

"Rumours of a rift between the two began circulating earlier this year when, right after the birth of the twins, Combs was seen out partying with Sienna till the early hours of the morning."

Still, that doesn't necessarily mean they were blasting loins (What little they have between them)...

"After the Factory Girl premiere the actress was spotted sneaking into her hotel at 9am in the morning with the rap star in tow."

Okay, they blasted.

"But Diddy, told photographers at the hotel: 'Man, I was just being a gentleman and dropping her off.'"

Hm. "Dropping her off." Not as sharp as "Blasting," but, we'll wager, equally ... penetrating (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment).

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