Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Nick Lachey Was Bad Too

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Porn "star" Jessica Jaymes. (image via buzznet)

Whomever was most at fault in the debacle of the Lachey-Simpson nuptual carwreck, it was always suggested -- vaguely -- among the Gossiping Classes that Jessica simply got tired of Nickie-poo and wanted some of Adam Levine's sweet emo loving (Exaggerated cough suggesting feigned detachment). Then, of course, Nick was devastated, and -- we're told -- he's only now just getting over it with fellow onionhead Vanessa Manillo (Averted Gaze).

Not so, dear sweet readers -- not so.

Apparently, Lachey also had a roving eye. He hath lust in his beefy heart. Remember the bachelor party with the buxom porn star Jessica Jaymes? Well. Nick wasn't as innocent as he made himself out to be. An offer was made (but not accepted). According to Marksfriggin:

"Artie said that (porn star Jessica Jaymes) was also at a bachelor party that Nick Lachey attended. She said she couldn't believe that she was going to come out with this... then she said that Nick had propositioned her at the bachelor party. Howard wanted to know exactly what he asked her. She said that Nick sent his body guard over to her and he asked her to get in his limo to go back to his place. Nick never said anything to her himself, he had his bodyguard asking her to do it. She didn't end up doing anything with him because she wasn't interested in him."

Getting turned down by a porn star: Is that more or less embarrassing than releasing worldwide that man-bitch of a whiny-ass song "What's Left of Me." Hmm.

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