Saturday, March 11, 2006

Sharon Osbourne Wants Colin Farrell to play Ozzy in Biopic

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(image via aftonbladet)

There are not too many people who would pick the mercurial "Cock Out" Colin Farrell over tried-and-true thespian Johnny Depp to perform the role of their lifemate in a major Hollywood film. (The Corsair pours himself a glass of the black wine of Cahors, elixir of Popes) Sharon Osbourne, who admits on the Howard Stern Show to having had $200,000 worth of plastic surgery, is going with Colin over Depp to play her husband in the white-hott Ozzy biopic. Says Marksfriggin as to the reason why:

"Howard read that Johnny Depp and Colin Farrel are both trying to get a role playing the part of Ozzy in a movie about his life. Sharon and Ozzy talked about how big Colin's dick is in the home sex tape that's floating around the web. She was saying that Ozzy's dick is like a donkey's as well so that's who should play the part."

Charmed (Averted Gaze), We're sure. There you have it.

1 comment:

horhori said...

when he showed me his pix album he hahd only 1 pix in it. she looked so sad and now i know why he had no pix,
all his surgeries turn out so bad he can't show after pictures. go to a different doctor or leave your face as
it is. he can only hurt not help.

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